Just so you know, I am not mad at you for what happened yesterday. Those pokes in my leg? I know I needed them. And I know you just want the best for me and you want me to be healthy so no hard feelings. I am not mad! No, really... that diaper blowout that I did after we got home from the doctor? The one that went up my back? A total coincidence. Seriously. I totally wasn't trying to get you back.