Last night was date night. We went out. We had dinner. We went to a show. But before we left and as I was getting ready, I put on this sequin-y, non-maternity top and asked my husband what he thought. He was diplomatic and said:
"It's cute. But you look like you shoved a shiny disco ball up under your shirt."
Needless to say, this is not what I wore out last night. And that song has been stuck in my head ever since.