Shiny Disco Ball.

Last night was date night.  We went out.  We had dinner.  We went to a show.  But before we left and as I was getting ready, I put on this sequin-y, non-maternity top and asked my husband what he thought.  He was diplomatic and said:

"It's cute.  But you look like you shoved a shiny disco ball up under your shirt."

Needless to say, this is not what I wore out last night.  And that song has been stuck in my head ever since.