Yes, I have two cats. No, they are not related. Yes, they are both black. Yes, their names really are Big Kitty and Little Kitty. It's a long story. And my break is now over. And (let's be honest) you probably really don't care to hear it anyway.
Do you have pets? Two cats. I had the Big Kitty first and then thought she was lonely and needed a friend, so I got the Little Kitty. And, seven years later, they STILL absolutely hate each other. Oh, the irony!