Um, I don't get it...

This sure looks like a good eating plan but I'm confused. Where do my TWO Cadbury Eggs go that I ate today? Under protein?

Don't worry... like I said, I only had two. There was a time when I could easily down a 3-pack of those babies in one sitting, no problemo. You really have no idea just how bad my candy addiction used to be. I was like the fat kid at fat camp with a hoard of candy stashed in my mattress. It was that bad. I still sometimes have those days (okay, a lot) but they are few and far between from years past. And I have no idea how I cured myself. With age comes wisdom, I guess.

But when Easter candy season hits, all bets are off! And I don't want to hear how 'gross' you think they look... Cadbury Eggs are the eff-ing best and if you don't like them you should get your head checked.   I mean, who doesn't love oooey-goooey candy filling that resembles an egg yolk?  Just sayin'.